2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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