no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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