Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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