Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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