Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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