I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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