Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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