So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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