I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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