I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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