omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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