FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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