If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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