People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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