That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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