First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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