All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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