There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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