my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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