Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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