just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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