i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
