Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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