Porn is love you can see.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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