I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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