is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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