Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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