is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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