I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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