we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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