Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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