these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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