i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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