So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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