so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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