Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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