I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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