If i come over, it means nothing
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
As shirtless as possible
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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