I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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