Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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