I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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