i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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