absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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