I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
