dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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