I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This is the high leading the old right now
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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