these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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