Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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