i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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