Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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