The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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