we have pet lesbian snakes
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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