We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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