lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Randomize
