these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
soo... how was my night?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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