I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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