I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he fucked my hip out of place.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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