She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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